- Walked into a mens restroom at work, and told the guy who entered that he was in the ladies
- Transferred my clothes from the washer to ANOTHER washer thinking it was a dryer starting a wash cycle, and then an hour later starting the WASH cycle AGAIN thinking the dryer wasnt working. Also, this was entered in the complaint book stating non compliance of dryer - and I ran 3 wash cycles before realizing it was A BLOODY washer.
- At work - A colleague BOUGHT lunch because I thought the meeting we were headed to was brown bag. It was catered.
I cant deny it ANYMORE. I am absent minded as HELL.