Thursday, August 30, 2007

A Zillion things i hate

Its only fair to have a "things I hate" post when I have a "things I absolutely love post". So here goes.. :) (it's back to bullet points!.. havent used them in many posts now)
  • Liars. I can stand the truth, however hard it may be. If you lie to me, not only do you tell me that you don't love me enough, that u can look me in the eye and lie, but also that u think I'm not strong enough to tell me the truth.
  • Hypocrites. I'm ok with people calling me a bitch, or any other adjectives they find suitable but to MY FACE! I can't deal with finding out someone whose sugary sweet to me on my face is calling me names behind my back. Its juvenile, cheap and means you dont have as much courage as I do.
  • People who eat the top triangular tip of my samosa. geez, I save it for last people and u come yank it off and eat it?
  • People who say "hai ram kitna weight put on kiya hai". I feel like saying " really I wouldn't know if 378694656 of y'all wouldnt have told me" . geez
  • Bad hair days. its unbelievable how moronic u can look!
  • Being home sick. (which I'm doing right now btw) it makes me write stupid posts (hehe) get exhausted taking a bath and lethargic, something I HATE feeling.
  • Slapstick comedy. I prefer witty/situational comedies.
  • The great suburb/south Mumbai divide. I've had endless debates over it ALL my life. and had to pass roadblocks people set up already, assuming I'm going to be a horrible snob/rich spoilt kid/arrogant egomaniac, ALL of which I'M NOT. but I've had to prove it, nonetheless.
  • Confessions of a shopaholics. the book. it left such a bad taste in my mouth, that I've read 3 BRILLIANT books after, and only now can I say its off my mind. (why do people buy/write such stuff anyway?)
  • People who dont spell my name with a capital letter. This little punctuation phobia, courtesy English teacher in school.
  • Partially wet toes/body. I dont mind being soaked or bone dry. damp is just in between and not very nice.
  • Twilight. not that I like darkness too much, but twilight I HATE. its too depressing.
  • My computer at home. I think it thinks its from the seventies. I need a new one.
  • People who spit/urinate/litter the streets. Where's our civic sense? Are we really that crass that godly figure heads have to be painted on walls to keep us from peeing?!
  • People who think women cant play sports/drive a car. I take special pride in making some sorry ass male chauvnist pig eat his words.
  • Women drivers. hehehe most of them cant reverse. someones gonna kill me for this one fer sure.
  • Men who hit on you with some seedy dialogue and think they're hot stuff!
  • Waiting. for anything. except maybe love.
  • People who love me too much. I hurt people, I always do.
  • Unclean desks. I swear, I could clean clean clean stuff and get a huge kick out of it. I'm beginning to sound more and more hormonal with each bullet aren't I?
  • (Most) Politicians. I shall end this one here.
  • Murphy's law. mailto:#$%%$&#*&@!#%&(^$
  • Overly aggresive people. if people are being nice, why don't u try the same? it might work u know.
  • Women who lose it after a break up. most of them think he wasnt worth it after, but then make a wreck outta themselves anyway.
  • People who dont get the concept of "space".
  • (diam, most of the things I hate r some form of people. geez, shall try focussing on "stuff")
  • South Bombay aunties who "size" you up in the elevator. I'm sorry, but how exactly do you raise your left hand with that (uggh) (boulder sized) ring on it?
  • Cats. (I'm tempted to say dogs too, but at least they look cute in pictures)
  • Falling sick. for a person who hates it, I sure do that a lot :(
  • Long distance relationships. dont be fooled by how late in the bullets this came. I LOATHE DETEST ABHOR HATE (for lack of more adjectives signifying "hate") long distance relationships.
  • Carbs. biatch. they just find their way to your butt.
  • Things I hate lists. do we really need to know what you hate? or I hate? errr..

On that note, over and out. im gonna get back to.. err.. doing nothing. as being sick means I get tired at the drop of a hat, can't watch much tv, am done reading 2 GREAT books have just written a blog post (which I think in hindsight, I'lll delete later as a "what was I thinking when I put this crap up" post.) lol. cya!

8 comments:

Just another Indian said...
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ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

"Men who hit on you with some seedy dialogue and think they're hot stuff!" - i hate them too -How does that make me soud? hot, eh?

Jack Sparrow said...

I'm seeing something conflicting here ...

1. People who think women cant play sports/drive a car. I take special pride in making some sorry ass male chauvnist pig eat his words.
2. Women drivers. hehehe most of them cant reverse. someones gonna kill me for this one fer sure.

So you don't like people that think women can't drive, and then you say women can't drive ? Hmm.

This, of course, has nothing to do with your superlative driving skills :)

Also, completely agree with you on the South Mumbai / Suburb divide. I've seen people have preconceived notions about me because of where I grew up, and I've loved, enjoyed and taken immense pleasure at breaking down their assumptions about me. My favourite moment was when this one girl from Andheri, after about an hour of meeting me, said to me, "You know, you're not like any South Bombay person I know ... you're not a snob !" And I was like hell yeah, I'm not !

Sir James E. Watkins said...

Hello.

Serendipity said...

@ TW - Your back from vacationing :)

@ Jack - hehe. like i said "someones gonna kill me for this one" besides im a woman i can pass judgement on my species.

@ Sir J.E.W - Hi!

Ashwin said...

I can't deal with finding out someone whose sugary sweet to me on my face is calling me names behind my back.
Unfortunately, I know some people like this too :(


Slapstick... there are a few good slapstick movies...
The Silent Movie - Mel Brooks (Although some people might disagree)
Andaaz Apna Apna I've heard is good
Young Frankenstein - again Mel Brooks
Mr Bean :)
Altho, I admit, good, non-slapstick comedies are far too many compared to these.

Serendipity said...

Andaaz apna apna is NOT SLAPSTICK!!!!! its one of the finest, funny movies right up there with Pyar kiye ja and all.

Your gonna start war on my blog if you say Andaz.. was slapstick!

Mr bean.. now thats slapstick. gross. the guy is painfully annoying.

Ashwin said...

Er... people tring to climb up a rope that isn't tied to anything at the other end is slapstick i'm guessing
:P

Besides... Salman Khan tring to do anything goofy is slapstick really

And I LIKE slapstick